OFF WITH THEIR FUCKING HEADS!

On the build up to Comic relief Frankie Boyle has again caused outrage by joking about the Queen of England. Referring to the monarch’s recent hospital stay for gastroenteritis, Boyle reportedly said: “I wish the Queen had died the night before the Royal Jubilee – I wish she’d just fucking died.  But they wouldn’t have been able to tell us that she’d died. They would have had to hollow out her body and get that guy who plays Gollum to wear it.”

According to some sections of the full of bullshit media the crowd booed in disgust at Frankie Boyle’s joke, and the BBC  have decided to cut the Joke out of the show in case it offends, how dare this Scottish peasant joke about the queen. After all she has done for the people in Great Britain, taking taxpayers money and spending it on whatever she wants to spend it on,  it must be hard sitting in her 240 bedroom palace, enjoying her glass of Henri Jayer Richebourg Grand Cru 1985, the servant turns on the television and she sees a Scottish peasant making fun of her, offending the royal’s ears and disgusting her eyes with their existence.

Frankie Boyle is not the only peasant that has the nerve to make fun of her majesty the Queen of England,  Channel 4′s Big Fat Quiz of the Year was watched by 3.1million people in caused a massive 160 complaints by offended viewers, Jack Whitehall said in one pre-recorded joke about last year’s diamond jubilee: “I have a theory. She [the Queen] didn’t sit down for the entirety of that thing, and people were talking about that. It was the day after the night of her anniversary and Prince Philip woke up with a urinary infection … I’m just saying what everyone’s thinking, people.

The tax evading, billionaire newspaper that attacks the disabled the Daily Mail of coarse was outraged by this and headlined “Channel 4 and the sick show they call comedy”

The Treason Act 1351 has since been amended several times, and currently provides for four categories of treasonable offences, namely:

“when a man doth compass or imagine the death of our lord the King, or of our lady his Queen or of their eldest son and heir”;
“if a man do violate the King’s companion, or the King’s eldest daughter unmarried, or the wife of the King’s eldest son and heir”
“if a man do levy war against our lord the King in his realm, or be adherent to the King’s enemies in his realm, giving to them aid and comfort in the realm, or elsewhere”; and
“if a man slea the chancellor, treasurer, or the King’s justices of the one bench or the other, justices in eyre, or justices of assise, and all other justices assigned to hear and determine, being in their places, doing their offices”.
Another Act, the Treason Act 1702 (1 Anne stat. 2 c. 21), provides for a fifth category of treason, namely:

“if any person or persons … shall endeavour to deprive or hinder any person who shall be the next in succession to the crown … from succeeding after the decease of her Majesty (whom God long preserve) to the imperial crown of this realm and the dominions and territories thereunto belonging”
There is only one thing left to do, OFF WITH THEIR FUCKING HEADS!